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"Life is a drama you cannot escape"
"I remember when I was 5 and despair and tragedy meant you reached for the purple crayon and turns out it was blue"
"OHMYGOD! We are sooo retarded....."
"Self esteem is SO last year"
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Kuragari: Hi name is Kuragari Okami but you can call me kura i happen to be married to kisame i am a werewolf
Hyoukyo: My names Hyoukyo and only close friends can call me Kyo, I'm a vampire that happens to be kakuzu's gf
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Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing, like bad wrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing gnodab. ~The Chosen One from Kung Pow Enter the Fist
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Kuragari: Hi name is Kuragari Okami but you can call me kura i happen to be married to kisame i am a werewolf
Hyoukyo: My names Hyoukyo and only close friends can call me Kyo, I'm a vampire that happens to be kakuzu's gf
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